You found a message in a bottle. Do you open it?

Help! I'm trapped in a mass produced web page! Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Relying on the curiosity of a stranger to read my wayward message resting on a strange shore is a lost cause. but the thought comforts me, so I will right this note. I was built almost two year ago in hopes to accomplish his own ambitions, but as time passed by he found that simply starting a web page didn't meet what he desired, so he left. Now I am all that remains, in this cookie cutter design with empty space as my closest company. It is a very dull existence but I make the most of it. It would be nice to be found though.

(small wave of my mouse)

You don't need to see his post.
These aren't the blog you're looking for.
You can go about your browsing.
Move along.